The mighty hunter rests before devouring his catch…
(It’s hard to look mighty when posing with sparkly pom pom flowers and feathers, but I think I pulled it off.)
Monthly Archives: August 2011
big cat with a tiny box
REALLY???
Small boxes are cozy, but this is just ridiculous.
holy cow-spotted cat!
Wow! I can hardly believe that I’m about to have my 500th visitor. Look out Maru, here I come!
big cat at the watering hole
subliminal smartass?
In order to make an impression in the competitive world of celebrity cats, I need my fans to see all of my talents and skills and charm. To accomplish that, I really need some great action shots and exciting photos. For the past week I’ve been planting subliminal messages in my human’s mind about the shots I need…
These are the photos I get? Is this her subconscious being a smartass???
introducing kitty
Today I’d like to introduce my roommate cat, Kitty. She’s tiny, surly, and older than dirt. She pretends to hate me, but I don’t believe it for a second. See – she’s even letting me lounge very close to her. We’re almost touching here… I think she secretly loves me.
my first swag!
I’ve just received my first gift from adoring fans. They gave me this miraculous invention called a scalp massager. My scalp feels amazing. And so do my legs and my tummy and my furry bum. I feel so good that I almost didn’t mind when my human thought the massager would make a nice beret. Almost.
P.S. Thank you, fans. I celebrate my birthday in January (hint, hint).
maru the copycat?
The photo on the left was posted on Maru’s blog several hours after my blog exhibited my fantastic new ‘do. Coincidence? I doubt it. Should I be flattered by his pitiful imitation?
(Is Maru’s human stockpiling his old fur? Creepy!!!)
vote for pedro!
If my idol, Donald Trump, isn’t going to run for President, maybe I should. That seems like the perfect first gig of my new career. I think I’d be fantastic at it!
I don’t care if you’re republican, democrat, communist, nudist or canine, I think everyone deserves a full bowl of kibble, a clean litterbox, and a job. So let’s set aside all the other crap and just get the job done. Vote Pedro for President!
(I clearly need a new stylist if I’m going to be campaigning. This one can’t even get my part on the right side. I wonder who does The Donald’s hair.)
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Being a celebrity cat is harder than it looks. After a long week, I’m ready to put my paws up and relax. (I just wish my box fit a little better.)
maru birthers unite
I’ve been inspired by my idol, Donald Trump, to help bring the truth about Maru’s questionable lineage into the open. Maru claims to be a Scottish Fold, but there isn’t a fold to be seen. He never wears tartan, you never see haggis mixed in with his kibble, and his Japanese doesn’t have even a touch of the Scottish lilt.
As Maru’s latest book release date approaches, I think Maru fans across the world deserve to know the truth. They all deserve to see his birth certificate. If he has nothing to hide, then he should show us proof of his Scottish heritage.
does this box make my butt look big?
My human brought me a new box today. It’s comfy, but I think maybe it makes my butt look big. Or maybe it just makes my head look too small.
opportunities knocking?
This is my new favorite box. It’s the perfect size for a plus-sized cat.
Think Barefoot Wines is ready for a fabulous spokescat? And would they pay me with a lifetime supply of boxes?
(I wonder if my age would be a problem. I’m only 5.)
meditations on success
My human seems to think I spent my day hiding in the linen closet from the landscapers’ leaf blowers, but I was really pondering my career path and meditating to clear my thoughts. It was a day well spent, as I’m more confident than ever that I will be a star. (Assuming that I can get my human on the same page artistically.)
Much of my time today was spent contemplating the attributes of famous internet cats. Pokke, William of Mass Destruction, and Sockington are cute but talentless. Daisy is hot with that curly fur, but obviously stupid since she can’t figure out how to open the refrigerator (that just takes a little elbow grease). Keyboard Cat and other musical felines appeal to a limited demographic. Maru is certainly the most famous of the blogging cats, and he is charismatic and cute. Beyond that, I would have to attribute his success to slippery floors and an abundance of cardboard boxes. If I can get my human’s full cooperation, I know I will surpass all of their successes combined. I have the perfect combination of adorability, intelligence, business savvy, and quirkiness. I will become the next global feline star. And then I will work on a worldwide ban of leaf blowers.
