After viewing my first movie, my friend Mojo of http://confessionsofacatwoman.com/ suggested that I find myself a Dinky Pony. I know Mojo is very business savvy, so I immediately started shopping for my new DP. I had trouble finding one that could pass the homeowners’ association’s 40-lb pet rule, until I found Einstein! (I think he’s slightly overweight, but who isn’t?) 
While Einstein isn’t the world’s smallest pony, he does have some attributes that make up for that – namely, the COW SPOTS! How perfect is that? Can you believe that I found a really dinky Dinky Pony, and he looks like me? And he’s a published author, so I’m sure he’ll be able to help me with my manuscript. He’s the perfect addition to my team, and I’m so excited! Now it’s time to plant the seed in my human’s mind and wait for her to begin recruitment… Do you think he’ll fit in a flat rate box?
You are clearly brothers from another dimension. It was meant to be. Better than having a brother from another dementia. Or sister. I’m talking about Parker.
As well know feline collaborator George Peppard might say, I love it when a plan comes together.
Now, if you need the coding for costume upgrades, let me know.
Here to help,
Mojo
Aloha Mojo! Thanks for recommending the Dinky Pony! Now what was I supposed to do with him???
Separated at birth, eh?
Einstein and the St. Bernard? No – the dog is just for scale.
A pony? Smaller than me? Spooky!!!!
He’s travel sized!
Awwww! I can see you going places with him. I think he ought to travel first-class priority mail.
You’re absolutely right as usual, littlemiao. USPS First-class all the way. Nothing but the best for my Dinky Pony!
The likeness is uncanny. Surely you must be twins, separated at birth.
Cousins maybe… We are the same size and share the same color scheme, but Einstein is cute. Possibly adorable. But I am pure feline purrfection – I am absolutely gorgeous! So definitely not twins, but maybe cousins.
I wouldn’t recommend the flat rate box……
Really??? They’re so comfy that I thought that would be a great way to travel…
::YOWL:: LOVE this!!!!! Hysterical. See if Mojo can arrange for wings. Then you won’t need the box.
That’s just silly, Bugs. Everycat knows horses can’t fly.
Mojo can make this happen.
Oh Pedro you and Einstein will look STUNNING together……what a team. People will be seeing spots before their eyes – think of how Murine eyedrop sales will increase! I too think the flat rate box may be a bit risky…..unless they cut a couple of holes in it of course. Keep us posted.
Sam
Hi, Sammy! I’m so excited about the Dinky Pony! I’m going to look fantastic riding him on the beach. Or in the living room.