Does anyone know where I can buy a decent cow? A cowboy cat like myself needs a really talented heifer. Surely Maru can’t be the only cat in the world with an excellent cow…
Maru gives new meaning (and a new “visual”) to “ride ‘em cowboy” doesn’t he? Still, we can’t help but think you, dear Pedro, would look every so much more RIGHT atop a good cow like he’s got – plus I bet you’d know the front from the BACK of the cow too!
Your BFC Sammy
I would definitely know which end was up on my cow. Or forwards, anyway. And I’d have the proper attire – my custom Cowcat Hat!!!
I’ve had my eye on those, but they’re backordered. I’m all about immediate gratification.
If you search on Amazon for ‘large stuffed animal cow’ there are a bunch of hits. Even a Texas longhorn version.
Amazon and I apparently have different ideas about what constitutes “large”…
I can give you Felix /Felicity’s number – she has a few to spare I believe and doesn’t have time to look after them, what with the gender reassignment and new family responsibilities. They like to groom cats though….u up 4 it?
It does seem like gender reassignment would be time consuming… I really, really love a good bath. But is a cow bath equivalent to a cat bath???
Sorry for late reply, old chap. Been in London to see the Queen etc etc. In answer to your question, one cow bath, despite their gigantic proportions, is equivalent (in today’s marcat) to .04 of a cat bath. That’s why you’d probably need a herd. Maybe you could hook up with one of those Hawaiian cowboys I read about recently? Yours, as always, Mojo Cat.
Maru has a cow?
Keep up, Jazz Cat Jay! That isn’t me giving Kitty a piggyback ride in the photo – it’s Maru on his fabulous cow!
That much I figured. And it was kind of a rhetorical question more than anything.
My human sometimes watches Maru but not very often. I rather read awesome blogs like yours
Taunt ye not my Google-Fu…
There are so many live cows around here — big enuf 4 u? It seems a shame not to be able to help . . . .
How big is a cow? Seems like the postage might be more than my human’s debit card can handle…
Would probably need to lease a railroad car. Not sure what the cost of that would be. Probably prohibitive, so that would suggest a bovine hobo. Could be harder to find. Working on it. Advertising: Wanted: Bo HoBo. Apply within.
Yo Pedro…if I can have a Siberian, Nanuk for a pal, surely we can find you a cowpal…and a big one! Gotta be big enough for you to hang out with, talk with like I do Nanuk…let me get on this righ away…runs down hall yowling “Mom, Mom…get off the puter thingy! I have’ta go shopping on line for my pal Pedro…!!!”
Does anyone know where I can buy a decent cow? A cowboy cat like myself needs a really talented heifer. Surely Maru can’t be the only cat in the world with an excellent cow…
Maru gives new meaning (and a new “visual”) to “ride ‘em cowboy” doesn’t he? Still, we can’t help but think you, dear Pedro, would look every so much more RIGHT atop a good cow like he’s got – plus I bet you’d know the front from the BACK of the cow too!
Your BFC Sammy
I would definitely know which end was up on my cow. Or forwards, anyway. And I’d have the proper attire – my custom Cowcat Hat!!!
I have a stuffed Musk Ox with a baby ox.
http://bigstuffedanimals.stores.yahoo.net/cows.html
I’ve had my eye on those, but they’re backordered. I’m all about immediate gratification.
If you search on Amazon for ‘large stuffed animal cow’ there are a bunch of hits. Even a Texas longhorn version.
Amazon and I apparently have different ideas about what constitutes “large”…
I can give you Felix /Felicity’s number – she has a few to spare I believe and doesn’t have time to look after them, what with the gender reassignment and new family responsibilities. They like to groom cats though….u up 4 it?
It does seem like gender reassignment would be time consuming… I really, really love a good bath. But is a cow bath equivalent to a cat bath???
Sorry for late reply, old chap. Been in London to see the Queen etc etc. In answer to your question, one cow bath, despite their gigantic proportions, is equivalent (in today’s marcat) to .04 of a cat bath. That’s why you’d probably need a herd. Maybe you could hook up with one of those Hawaiian cowboys I read about recently? Yours, as always, Mojo Cat.
Maru has a cow?
Keep up, Jazz Cat Jay! That isn’t me giving Kitty a piggyback ride in the photo – it’s Maru on his fabulous cow!
That much I figured. And it was kind of a rhetorical question more than anything.
My human sometimes watches Maru but not very often. I rather read awesome blogs like yours
Taunt ye not my Google-Fu…
There are so many live cows around here — big enuf 4 u? It seems a shame not to be able to help . . . .
How big is a cow? Seems like the postage might be more than my human’s debit card can handle…
Would probably need to lease a railroad car. Not sure what the cost of that would be. Probably prohibitive, so that would suggest a bovine hobo. Could be harder to find. Working on it. Advertising: Wanted: Bo HoBo. Apply within.
Yo Pedro…if I can have a Siberian, Nanuk for a pal, surely we can find you a cowpal…and a big one! Gotta be big enough for you to hang out with, talk with like I do Nanuk…let me get on this righ away…runs down hall yowling “Mom, Mom…get off the puter thingy! I have’ta go shopping on line for my pal Pedro…!!!”
I don’t know, but I do think you should have one!