I’m so excited!!! After hours and hours of shopping online, I’ve finally found the perfect cow! He’s much, much cuter than Maru’s cow. And I think he’ll be the perfect size for me when he’s fully grown. His mom and dad both are about 3 feet tall. When he’s grown up, he’ll be slightly over the condo association’s 40-lb maximum (like 300 lbs over) but he’s so cute that I’m sure they’ll be willing to overlook his weight…
My baby bull is really affordable – only $1500 plus shipping from wherever Pillard’s Miniature Cattle farm is. But I think my human would probably notice if I put that on her debit card, so I’ve come up with the perfect calf financing plan. I’m going to install a PayPal widget so all of my adoring fans can make donations to Pedro’s Cattle Fund Drive. Isn’t that a fabulous idea??? I think I’ll name him Bo, short for Bovine…
May
31
2012
Don’t forget to order a reeeeeeeaaaalllllllly big litter tray too.
Definitely, because that’s one thing I’m not willing to share… I wonder if we could get one of those kits for toilet training cats for Bo…
They’d find it hard to balance, what with the hooves and all. Maybe some suction pads would sort that out?
Ooh… Hadn’t thought about the hooves. Suction cups are a great idea, though. Or maybe double-sided sticky tape. Someone else would need to apply that, though. Cats and tape are a bad combo…
Oooh, Pedro, dude, I think you may need to rethink this one. My human lived across the highway from a dairy farm when she was growing up. PEE-YEW-EEE, those things STINK! It’s like a litterbox on steroids….. You’d better hold out for a “pretend” cow.
Just lookin’ out for ya,
Love, Sundae
How much could one little cow poop???
Congratulations on finding the perfect cow companion! Bo the Baby Bull will be a nice addition to your household. The Paypal idea is perfect – all your fans have been hoping you’d get your cow so helping you acquire him (financially speaking) is the least all of us can do. Perhaps the condo association would be willing to give Bo a chunk of land to graze upon in exchange for keeping the feral chicken population at bay? Just a thought……
Your BFC Sam
Aloha Sammy! Isn’t Bo perfect? I can just picture a photo of me sitting on his back, looking out our sliding glass doors. With me facing forward, of course. It’s gonna be fantastic!
It sure will be Pedro….Maru can truly “kiss your furry….” when he sees THAT photo of yours! Can’t wait……..
Kitty Hugs for my BFC
Sammy
I LOVE Bo. He’s PERFECT! Just let me know when I can chip in.
Hmmm…. It seems like I might feel guilty accepting your donation when the HOKAFI cats might have some needs of their own. Maybe you could just give me moral support instead of financial.
Here’s the beef: What everybody else has said that’s negative. Don’t mention it. Our role in life: Accentuate the negative.
I LOVE beef!
Dear Pedro, go for it!
Udderly fantastic! Hope you manage to milk a few folks for the needed green.
Purrrrrfect!
Although if you got a “Bessie” instead of a “Bo,” you’d have a lifetime supply of free milk.
Just sayin’…
I really love milk… Maybe Bo has a sister…
…errrr…ummmm…ahhhh…weeellll…lemme think….ahhhh…Pedro, my man…not sure if anyfurrybody has talked straight to ya…so let me take a shot at this…ahhhh…gee, guy…I know ya want a cow…but seriously, have ya thought about the problems for your staff???…they luvluvluv ya man! Totally…maybe ya outta get a grip…think about a cow that is less demanding…like a stuffed one (NO NO NO!!! not a REAL stuffed cow!!!)..meaning a plushy little toy that you can wrip and shred when ya don’t like what he/she says???!!! So, that’s just IMHO…and just sayin….paw pats Savvy here
But he’s PURRFECT, Savannah… How much trouble could 350 lbs of cow really be?
ummm…have ya ever thought about having to clean up those cow pies Pedro??? ewwww…totally not nice!
Oh I dunno Pedro. What if your human makes you share your cat food and treats with that thing? And it’ll sure need a big litter box!
Do cows eat cat treats? That might be a problem. And the litterbox issue will have to be addressed before I can order Bo. I don’t share my litterbox…