Exciting things are happening around here! My human is back to “normal” and has started working on my portfolio again. Kitty has become remarkably supportive and our friendship is strengthening. And today something really exciting happened that has helped to rebuild my confidence and solidify my career goals. I can’t believe it myself, but today I checked my Word Ads statement and I am excited to announce that PEDRO THE CAT HAS AN INCOME. Yep, I’m bringing home the bacon. At this point we’re talking about a slice of bacon, or maybe two. But I’m so excited to think that someday I will be able to afford to bring home a whole pound of bacon. Pedro the Cat is on the way to fame and fortune! Look out Maru, here I come…
Jul
2
2012
You go, Pedro! So proud of you. And if you need a secretary of the feline variety….have your people contact my people!
Sincerely, Sundae
Thanks, Sundae! If I ever earn enough bacon to hire more staff, you’ll be the first to know!
Glad to have you back Pedro old buddy, old pal….you’ve been missed. Good to hear that you’re gainfully employed now – does this mean you’re in the market for a stuffed PIG to tie-in with the “bringing home the bacon” thing or are you still “cow-cruising” ? Welcome back……….
Your BFC Sam
Hi Sammy! Good to be back… I’m still looking for the right cow. My human has a thing about pigs – something to do with childhood trauma in a petting zoo, I believe – so the only pigs around here will be cooked until crispy!
! Down with unpettable pigs! Go cows!
And Hooray for cats, of course.
Well that’s my fave kind too actually…..a special little treat on a rare occasion.
Sam
Congratulations, Pedro! Once you’ve published your book, I will have my Miaolings read it so they can follow your path to success and start bringing home the bacon too (which they will get all to themselves since I’m vegan).
Aloha, Littlemiao! I feel a little sad that as a vegan you don’t know the truth behind the words, “Everything’s better with bacon.” Do vegans have an equivalent??? Everything’s better with wheatgrass? Everything’s better with firm tofu? Everything’s better with vodka?
Hmmm. Hummus? Everything’s better with hummus doesn’t quite work, does it? Everything’s better with floof. But that’s not vegan, is it?
I guess we’d better go with vodka.
One shot of vodka with a floof chaser, coming right up!
Wah. I feel lost. What’s Word Ads? How’s it connect with pigs? Behind the curve –Bugs
Hi there, Bugs! Haven’t you noticed my spiffy new ads? They’re earning me big bucks, which I’m investing in pork. Everything’s better with bacon, especially cow-spotted cats!
I don’t see any ads.
Odd… I checked my settings, and the ads should even show themselves to WordPressers. Maybe it’s a Mac thing???
Ah, I figured out that it’s adblock. I logged on in Safari instead of Chrome and I see it now. Still pretty inconspicuous. Enjoy your slice of bacon.
Pork — bellies? On the Mercantile Exchange? Isn’t that — risky? Like — futures? Derivatives? Sh*t like that?
And about the ads . . . now I see. Interesting! I feel so deluged by commercialism all around me, I have been able to tune them right out. Works for me! You earn, I ignore & am not bothered! Excellent.