(If you have trouble with that link, you can also go to http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/ .  You’ll be looking for the photo dated February 25.)

If she really loved me, she’d take better care of my rear interdigital floof. I look so messy!

The worst part of the experience was definitely the drive.  I spent the whole time trying to get my human to take different routes, complaining about the bumps, and yelling about the A/C and my human’s choice of music.  I can’t wait until I’m old enough to drive!

All-in-all the vet wasn’t as awful as I thought it would be.  But I’m going to pout and act angry as long as I can – might as well get as much mileage out of the trauma as I can.  I keep licking my arm where I got the shot.  Maybe I’ll be able to guilt my human into giving me sashimi for dinner…

And now I have to go convince Kitty that I wasn’t probed by aliens.

Shhh... I'm hiding.

I just found out that my human made an appointment for me to get my annual physical on Tuesday.  The vet is going to say that I’m fat, and that my human should reduce my meager diet food ration even further.  He’s going to say I need to increase my exercise and reduce my stress.  And when he sends me home I’ll be all smelly and upset, and no matter what I say, Kitty will think I’ve been probed by aliens.  My plan is to lay low for a few days, and rotate hiding spots hourly so my human can’t find me.  I should be able to hold out until Tuesday…

1) Must be human, male, and aged 30-50.

2) Must know how to use basic power tools and spell-check.

3) Must have excellent personal hygiene and all teeth (or suitable replacements).

4) Must be employed or independently wealthy, have a place to live that does not also house his mother, and own a car that runs.

5) Must be willing to mow the lawn and wash the dishes.

6) Must love cats. A lot. But not too much.

To apply for dating status, men meeting this criteria should submit a 500 word essay on modern romance. The deadline for essays is March 1, and winners will be notified on April Fool’s Day. If you have any questions regarding the basic requirements above, then please don’t waste my time with an essay.

looking very official

I’ve been practicing my barstool acrobatics, but I can’t really approach Cirque du Soleil until I perfect my high wire act between two stools.  And I need some work in that area.  I may have mentioned this before, but gravity definitely affects me more than most cats…  Back to building the Pedro the Cat brand and expanding my fan base for now…

Today I decided to approach the Soft Paws claw cover people.  I think they need a celebrity spokescat, and I would be a FABULOUS posterkitty for their red claw covers.  So, I spent the day sifting through the photo archives to find a few shots that really put my best paws forward.  Unfortunately, I’m so handsome and photogenic that it’s really hard to choose…

I have a new hobby, and I’m so excited! A few days ago our human brought home a new bar stool. I didn’t think it was anything special at first – we already had some identical stools. But I quickly realized that this stool was different. Better. This new stool is perfect for feline acrobatics, and I’ve been spending all of my waking hours practicing. It’s really good for the core. Don’t you think I’m looking a little slimmer already? Any minute now I’ll be svelte enough for my human to stop the diet cat food… And if things don’t work out with the dairy cow people, Cirque du Soleil might be an option with a little more practice!

is that ice in my whiskers???

How cold is too cold for the Hawaiian cat, you ask? Tonight may get below 50°…  I know, you’re thinking that I’m just a wuss.  But when was the last time you set your thermostat at 50°???