I have so many things to say about this photo that I don’t even know where to begin…

• Ewwww – yuck!!!
• Holy cow – his tongue is as big as a cow’s!
• What could possibly be in his nostrils that he’s trying to fish it out?
• Now you see why I’d prefer to bathe myself.
• I bet he could lick his eyeball.
• He should be a vampire for Halloween next year.  Look at those fangs!

Is there anything else anyone would like to add?