Do I look as cranky as I feel?
A few days ago I finally gave up on the editors of Review Of My Cat and self-published a review of myself. The editors had clearly retired from the business of cat reviews, as they hadn’t published a new one in almost 2 months…
Just days after my self-review was posted, Review of My Cat began publishing new reviews of mediocre housecats. And since they have returned from their “hiatus”, they have not yet published the review I submitted to them in April. Hmph!
You may recall that last month I submitted a review of myself to Review of My Cat. I am sorry to say that the editors of Review of My Cat appear to have shut down completely before publishing my review. In fact, our Japanese friend Maru-san was their last subject. My only thought is that they didn’t want to make poor Maru feel bad about his score by following it with such a fabulous creature as myself. I guess I can appreciate their sensitivity… But as I have yet to complete my own sensitivity training, I’ve decided to publish my own review right here on my very own blog. I’ve followed the Review of My Cat format, and included my favorite headshot and action photo for your viewing pleasure.
Duh. Have you ever seen a more handsome cow-spotted cat??? Or any colored cat, for that matter?
I love almost everyone, feline or human. At a party, I’m a social butterfly. I especially love greeting the pizza man at the door when he arrives. I’m not such a huge fan of yippy dogs, and I’d prefer less interaction with the neighbors my human calls The Crackheads. Their yelling makes me groom myself (and others) obsessively… But other than that, I am a highly social creature.
Look at me – I’m a businesscat with his own popular blog. Someday I’ll be paying my human’s mortgage, or maybe my very own. Plus, I’m in charge of grooming and hygiene in this household, which is a duty I take very seriously.
I love hugs. Don’t tell anyone, but my human calls me a “snugglebunny” because I’m so cuddly.
Overall Grade: A+